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You don't make the ads.
You run the agency.

00 · The premise

Every week is a decision. Which pitches to chase, who to hire, which client to take to dinner before they walk. Read the room, manage the egos, and outgrow your rivals before they poach your best people. Lose the room too often and the money walks.

01
New business
Win the pitch
Chase the world's biggest accounts. Build the team for the brief, work out what the client actually values, and take the room before a rival does.
02
The floor
Manage the talent
Creatives, strategists and suits with real strengths and real egos. Morale, tension, burnout and who gets the corner desk are all yours.
03
The climb
Build the empire
Startup to agency to super-agency to holding company. Win the awards, keep the backers calm, and take the top of the table off whoever is holding it.

Everybody starts on the same morning.

01 · Season 1

Season 1 is coming soon. Same startup, same empty roster, same clock — and the clock keeps running whether or not you are watching. Miss a stretch and you come back to consequences: clients won and lost, your best people poached by somebody who was paying attention.

A
The opening
The land grab
Every name in the industry is a free agent for exactly one week. Who you sign in the first days shapes everything after them.
B
Deadline day
The window shuts
One date the whole season is counting towards. After it, no transfers — whoever you are holding, you hold to the end.
C
The close
The table settles
Final standings, permanently published, and the WahWahs. The Shortlist100 is the part everyone screenshots.

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