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PITCHNOIR

Could YOU run an agency?

Win pitches, hire the talent, keep the clients loyal, deal with the unforeseeable, and climb from a startup to a global holding company. Lose the room or tank for too long and the VC pulls the plug.

Win it, build it, be brutally brilliant. Game on.

“the game every hard-ass agency pro has been waiting for.”
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You don't make the ads.
You run the agency.

Every week is a decision. Which pitches to chase, who to hire, which client to take to dinner before they walk. Read the room, manage the egos, and outgrow your rivals before they poach your best people.

01 · New Business
Win the pitch
Pitch for the world's biggest accounts. Build the team, read what the client values, and land the room before a rival does.
02 · The Floor
Manage the talent
Hire creatives, strategists and suits with real strengths and real egos. Morale, tension, burnout and visas are all on you.
03 · The Climb
Build an empire
Startup to agency to super-agency to holding company. Win awards, survive the VC, and take over the league.

The brief is on the table.

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